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“easter candy was on sale so i...

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easter candy was on sale so i bought 144 reeses eggs & that’s something you should know about me

The Next Two Weeks Are Prime Discount Easter Candy Real Estate

I bought a gross of eggs for 12c a piece and i still consider that my grounding achievement in life

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get em while you. can!

Y’all, Gaud just bought 144 Reese’s eggs for $17.28.

2020, 16 DAE (Days After Easter): performed reconnaissance of local pharmacies, prices range from 44-65 cents per egg. Inside intell indicates next markdown to occur by weekend. shelves currently 30-40% stocked. paramount that operation occurs before stock is depleted, but NOT until we achieve 25 cents per egg. timing is crucial 

BAM MOTHERFUCKER

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13¢ an egg @ the pharmacy. Another successful haul, 4th year running. The Lord is risen, amen

Bought 2 boxes, SPENT LESS THAN 10 BUCKS

I’m not doing it this year bc sugar is a less significant personal hobby now but I still maintain this was sheer and extravagant brilliance on my part 4 years running


watercolourstorm:

it makes me uncomfortable how frequently attempts to raise awareness about adhd and autism in girls emphasize these kids as quiet, well-behaved, and not noticeably different from their peers. neurodiverse girls who successfully mask and suffer invisibly deserve empathy, of course, but so do the girls who grow up labeled aggressive, inappropriate, or “weird.” a lot of nd girls have meltdowns and social difficulties which are labeled as anger issues and behavioral problems. nd girls are often perceived as “bad kids,” especially if factors like poverty or race are already priming both adults and their peers to see them that way. i don’t think it’s honest or socially responsible to present silently blending in as the only or even primary way developmental differences manifest in girls.  

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my literal brand

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reblog for easter

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

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i wouldnt dislike all these lgbt pride flags if they at least looked cool instead of a bunch of gay color stripes. we need pride flags that look like heavy metal album covers. with like skeletons driving motorcycles and waving guns around. i want a flag that’ll make your balls drop and grow hair on your chest when you look at it

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new pride flag just dropped

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hey op, guess what!

Holy shit

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Guys

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Nature is healing

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What sounds do you find satisfying?

Sparkle!!!

Rain! 🌧️🌧️🌧️

Wind 🌬

Running water 🚿

Leaves rustling 🌿

ice cubes hitting glass cups? very specific but i love it 🧊🧊

thunder storms

computer fan shutting off

Rain, my cat purring, Scott Avett’s voice, cicadas… I could go on but I’ll spare you. 😊

Fan, dishwasher running, dryer running, rain, cats purring, just soft noises

birbs chirping, log fire, water splashing :)

waves breaking, laughing, sand crunching under my feet

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taur:

Anyone obsessed with me? Could use the ego boost

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